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The Valentines Nooner is Back

The Valentines Nooner is Back

Jan 26, 2017 at 06:59 pm

Back by popular demand, and without any judgment, B.C.’s funky Hotel Zed's are inviting loving couples for a “Nooner,” extended lunch break.

This cheeky offer gives you, our fun-loving guests, a room between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. for $50 CND.  Forget running around looking for a Valentine’s Day gift in a store. The “Nooner” allows you to give the best gift of all…your sexy self.


Hotel Zed perfect for pin up photos

“A quick search of #hotelzed on Instagram shows numerous Hotel Zed guests are already using our rooms for boudoir photos and pin-up photos,” says Mandy Farmer, CEO of Accent Inns/Hotel Zed. “Clearly Hotel Zed is perfect for setting the mood.”

Both our Victoria and Kelowna locations offer a number of amenities for those who might choose to spend part of their “Nooner” relaxing in other ways beyond the obvious implied extracurricular activity. Both locations offer retro cool lobbies complete with lounging areas, vinyl record players, typewriters and board games. Both locations also offer ping pong lounges with Wii.


Love & the nooner at Hotel Zed

Victoria's Hotel Zed offers access to an indoor pool, Zedinator waterslide and hot tub, free bike rentals to access the nearby Galloping Goose Regional Trail, and access to pick up and drop off service in the ’67 VW shuttle bus. And, for anyone who is looking to grab a bite before or after they check-in, the on-site restaurant, The Ruby, specializes in rotisserie chicken and brunch features to help fuel your fire.

As an alternative way to get your heart racing, Kelowna's Hotel Zed also offers a mini-disco complete with lights and a fog machine. The Hotel is located right across from the lake, perfect for a romantic stroll and all the restaurants and nightlife of Kelowna are just a block away. 

Book now as space is a hot, but limited, commodity.

Victoria - Nooner (from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.) $50 plus tax - Valentine’s rate $89 available Feb 13,14 

Kelowna - Nooner (from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.) $50 plus tax - Valentine’s rate $69 available Feb 9,10 and 13,14 

To book call or go online use promo code NOON for the “Nooner” and VAL for the Valentines nightly special. Three-day advance booking is required along with a credit card.

Booty call Hotel Zed Victoria: 1-800-997-6797 or 250-388-4345

Booty call Hotel Zed Kelowna: 1:855-763-7771 or 250-763-7771

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