Ready to get lucky this Valentine’s Day? Our Nooner package is back, baby – and this year, we have a secret weapon that will add even more sizzle to your romp at Hotel Zed Tofino. Meet the Shaggin’ Wagon!

Sleek and retro, with plenty of room for some serious backseat fun, the Shaggin’ Wagon is a 1978 Chevrolet G20 Conversion Van that we’ve parked in the dreamy forests surrounding Hotel Zed Tofino. Lovers looking for an afternoon delight are welcome to use the van for throwback dates and boudoir-esque photos that promise to get hearts racing (and bedsheets rumpling), and anything else your heart desires.

After your miday romp, head over to ROAR Tofino, located onsite in the Hotel Zed lobby, and refuel with an Apres Nooner. Hosted between noon and 5pm, the provocative happy hour features a $69 platter adorned with chocolate-covered strawberries, freshly shucked oysters and other aphrodisiacs; there’s also an Afternoon Delight gin cocktail, so you can toast your love (or lust).

In the ‘70s, the Shag Wagon pushed the boundaries of what was acceptable at the time – it rebelled against the ordinary. Today, we’re continuing to champion that credo by encouraging sexual expression as a natural and healthy part of being human (and consent being a key element!).

As if a frisky date with your paramour wasn’t enough reason to book a Nooner, we’re adding another incentive: for every guest who snaps a photo with the Shaggin’ Wagon in Tofino, or in one of the Hotel Zed lobbies, and posts to social media using the hashtag #ZedShagginWagon, we’ll donate $1 to Good Night Out – a nonprofit committed to preventing sexual violence through education.

Our be-lusted Valentine’s Day Nooner package is offered between 11am – 2pm at all of Hotel Zed’s locations. Packages start at $69 for a room booked between 11am and 2pm. If you’re eager to extend the romance, you can splurge on an overnight stay for $149 in Tofino, $89 in Victoria, and $79 in Kelowna.

Ready for your afternoon delight? Pack your toys and book your Nooner package at