Valentine’s Day Nooner Special: A Midday Escape for You + Your Love

Sneak Away for a Valentine’s Day Nooner

Sure, you could get roses and a lame card and book an overpriced dinner for Feb 14. But why do whate everyone else does when you can do…what you both really want? Book Hotel Zed’s iconic Valentine’s Day Nooner and sneak away for a spicy little midday adventure with your favourite human! Now that’s a Valentine’s Day date. 

We’re cranking up the romance rebellion with our infamous Valentine’s Day Nooner — the bold, cheeky, totallynotordinary tradition that gives couples permission to ditch real life and escape to our place for a few glorious hours. For just $69 you get your own room from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. at our VictoriaTofino or Kelowna hotels.  

No judgement. No pressure. No ordinary. 
Just you, your love, and three hours of intimate, quality time.

Why a Nooner? Because Real Life is Busy

 Not everyone has the time (or energy) for a big romantic night out. Between work, kids, and the chaos of everyday life, sometimes the most romantic thing you can do is carve out a few uninterrupted hours with the person you love. 

A nooner is exactly that:
Three blissful hours to reconnect, recharge, and rebel against the ordinary. 

What’s included in the Valentine’s Day Nooner:

  • A private, retro-chic Hotel Zed room from 11am to 2pm 
  • Access to all of our awesome amenities: use the hot tub, play some games, soak in the sauna and completely unwind 
  • A totally unique Valentine’s Day experience you won’t find anywhere else

Back by Popular Demand

Couples have been loving this playful tradition for over a decade — and we’re thrilled to offer it again. Whether you’re celebrating new love, longterm love, or just need a break from the world for a few hours and snooze, our Valentine’s Day Nooner is the perfect excuse to sneak away. 

Book your Valentine’s Day Nooner

Spaces are limited this year, and Nooners always sell out fast! Make your afternoon delight happen – book today.

This promotion can’t be combined with other rates or discounts. $69 Nooner rate applies to Rebel Rooms in Hotel Zed Victoria and Kelowna, and a King for a Night room type in Hotel Zed Tofino. Subject to room changes at property’s discretion. Valid on February 14, 2025 only.