This year, we introduce sexy virtual reality in our ‘Come As You Are’ Nooner Package focused on your wellness and self-pleasure

Valentine’s Day is around the corner and the ‘Come as You Are’ Self-Love Nooner is here, where self-care meets sensuality in unexpected and edgy ways. Cue your handprint on a foggy window, ‘cause this place is about to get steamy.

You may remember the Shaggin Wagon we revealed last year to celebrate the time with partners and all forms of love. Well, this year is all about SELF-LOVE, embracing the rebel within even more and turning the spotlight on the most important person in your life — YOU!

A Decade of Nooner Sexual Exploration  –  Time to Celebrate!

Hotel Zed has been shouting from the rooftops that Valentine’s Day is not just for lovey-dovey stuff. It is for everyone! For its 10th year running, the ‘Come As You Are’ Nooner is for all rebels of all genders, in any type of relationship, focusing on self-pleasure.

What makes this year’s Nooner Package truly break the mold? Brace yourselves for a rendezvous with cutting-edge virtual reality Meta Quest 3 headsets and guilt-free oh-so-sexy! content. Hotel Zed is offering an immersive experience that will take your pleasure to new heights. We expect more moans and curling toes than an ancient Greek celebration.

This isn’t your typical Valentine’s affair — it’s a rebellion against the ordinary. We’re here to extend a hand ( VR cuff) to all rebels, whether you’re solo, exploring alternative types of love, or just looking to spice things up.

Immersive Pleasure & Inclusive Self-Love

The Self-Love Nooner tempts you to focus on self-pleasure, embracing the idea that Valentine’s Day isn’t just for couples but for anyone who wants to indulge in a little self-lovin’. We’ve crafted an inclusive space where everyone can join the self-love revolution.

These enticing Nooner packages are available exclusively on February 14, from 11 am to 2 pm, in our swanky retro-chic rooms at Hotel Zed locations in Victoria, Tofino, and Kelowna. The packages start at $69 (of course). This ensures that you can hop on this self-pleasure train without breaking the bank.

So, why not ditch the traditional Valentine’s Day plans this year and treat yourself to an unforgettable Self-Love Nooner at Hotel Zed? It’s high time to rebel against the ordinary and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pleasure. After all, there’s no better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than by showing yourself a little extra love and care!

Hotel Zed is thrilled to deliver some seriously awesome hospitality vibes! So no more stale, stuffy stays. Here, we’re all about welcoming all folx and cultivating a culture without shame or judgment. Feel free to express yourself — old taboos don’t live here.

We know you’re already tingling to book your stay at Hotel Zed for February 14. Prioritize our self-care and come as you are for Hotel Zed’s Nooner. Yeah, we wish it were sooner!

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